Cold Weather Behavior...

60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
Minnesotans plant gardens.

50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People are sunbathing in Duluth.

40 above zero:
Import cars won't start.
Minnesotans drive with the sunroof open.

32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.

20 above zero:
New Mexicans don long johns, parkas, wool hats, and mittens.
Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota have one last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.

10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico
Minnesotans dig their winter coats out of storage.

25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
Girl Scouts in Minnesota still selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero:
Washington, D.C. finally runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because the Mini-Van won't start.

460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in Minnesota can be heard to say, "Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools open 2 hours late.

**A shout out to my friend, Jolene, (who currently lives in South Florida) for sending this to me.** Thanks Jo! I can't wait for you to move back here!!