The Dew of the Mountain

I just need to put on record (as if anyone didn't know) that I LOVE Mountain Dew!! I'm sitting here eating some popcorn for lunch and washing it all down with some Dew all the while thinking how much I really, really like this stuff!!! mansion in heaven

Wouldn't it be so cool if my had the Dew coming out of the faucets instead of water? Nice...