I've had a string of rotten days lately but I came across this and it made me laugh...
Having a Bad Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special
ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day????
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you' re having a Bad Day?
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?? STILL having a Bad Day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better? :-)
Monday, January 19
Saturday, January 17
Look to Jesus
When all things fail
When all you know is gone
When you are lost in the darkness
When you turn onto the wrong path
When you feel like your life is on pause
When you fall onto sharp rocks and nails
When you are without hope in depression
When you can’t seem to make a good decision
When you know what to do but can’t seem to do it
When you lose your senses and cannot find your way
When you stop to think and then get trampled by your friends
When all you want to do is good but end up doing bad anyways
When you think you’ve made the wrong turn every step of your life
When you can only see what you do wrong and never what you do right
When you can’t see what is before you but you can see everything that is behind you
All you need to do is look to Jesus!
(shout out to Emily Geiger for this!)
When all you know is gone
When you are lost in the darkness
When you turn onto the wrong path
When you feel like your life is on pause
When you fall onto sharp rocks and nails
When you are without hope in depression
When you can’t seem to make a good decision
When you know what to do but can’t seem to do it
When you lose your senses and cannot find your way
When you stop to think and then get trampled by your friends
When all you want to do is good but end up doing bad anyways
When you think you’ve made the wrong turn every step of your life
When you can only see what you do wrong and never what you do right
When you can’t see what is before you but you can see everything that is behind you
All you need to do is look to Jesus!
(shout out to Emily Geiger for this!)
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